Weenell is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent
grasshopper.
Weenell created energy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weenell, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Weenell, it will turn you into a rat.
Weenell's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Weenell's Holy Commandments1. Hide from white doves for they are unholy.
2. Always wear pink.
3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not listen to music.