Sinlooplig Vogsoggom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-confident jackal.

Sinlooplig Vogsoggom created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinlooplig Vogsoggom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinlooplig Vogsoggom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sinlooplig Vogsoggom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sinlooplig Vogsoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.
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