Kabdissgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful weasel.

Kabdissgig created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabdissgig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kabdissgig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kabdissgig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kabdissgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Kabdissgig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing red scarves.