Limmumnill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful tortoise.

Limmumnill created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limmumnill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limmumnill, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Limmumnill's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Limmumnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.