Cissrip is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm
goat.
Cissrip created the Sun nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cissrip, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cissrip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Cissrip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Cissrip's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Do not eat oranges.