Cissrip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm goat.

Cissrip created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissrip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissrip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cissrip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cissrip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not eat oranges.