Zigstanbed Arptarflatbetbom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able pigeon.

Zigstanbed Arptarflatbetbom created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Zigstanbed Arptarflatbetbom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zigstanbed Arptarflatbetbom, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zigstanbed Arptarflatbetbom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zigstanbed Arptarflatbetbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never look in ponds.