Gomgofdob is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking pigeon.

Gomgofdob created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomgofdob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gomgofdob, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gomgofdob's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gomgofdob's Holy Commandments

1. Gomgofdob loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not sing in public.