Tabbamget is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless crow.

Tabbamget created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbamget, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tabbamget, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tabbamget's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tabbamget's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space in turquoise.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Worship no other gods but Tabbamget.

5. Always pray immersed in water.