Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest bird.

Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee, it will ignore you.

Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to goats while wearing turquoise shoes.

3. Always obey Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee's priests.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your feet black.