Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee
is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest
bird
.
Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee
created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee
, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee
, it will ignore you.
Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee's
most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about tomatoes.
2. Never feed lots of nuts to goats while wearing turquoise shoes.
3. Always obey Sagdusslenjadarnqueegnigwee's priests.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never paint your feet black.
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