Mistikbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate finch.

Mistikbom created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mistikbom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mistikbom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mistikbom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mistikbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Run away if eight snakes approach from the west.