Janbunlog is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful
pigeon.
Janbunlog created a quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Janbunlog, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Janbunlog, it will make you grow a tail.
Janbunlog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Janbunlog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never write about quantum gravity.
3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space.
4. Never think ill of sick sheep.
5. Learn eight new languages a year .