Janbunlog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful pigeon.

Janbunlog created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janbunlog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Janbunlog, it will make you grow a tail.

Janbunlog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Janbunlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Learn eight new languages a year .