Tenyarhak Henpodcar Fubnellbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless scorpion.

Tenyarhak Henpodcar Fubnellbin created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenyarhak Henpodcar Fubnellbin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tenyarhak Henpodcar Fubnellbin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tenyarhak Henpodcar Fubnellbin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tenyarhak Henpodcar Fubnellbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing indigo tights and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

5. You must pray to Tenyarhak Henpodcar Fubnellbin eight times a day.