Gighottit is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, contented
chicken.
Gighottit created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gighottit, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gighottit, he will turn you into a rock.
Gighottit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Gighottit's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Never think ill of sick badgers.
4. Never wear brown rings.
5. Do not make images of living things.