Jengatbudcitjonnab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical chinchilla.

Jengatbudcitjonnab created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jengatbudcitjonnab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jengatbudcitjonnab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jengatbudcitjonnab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jengatbudcitjonnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Learn five new languages a year .