Vedbarnmid is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing owl.

Vedbarnmid created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedbarnmid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vedbarnmid, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vedbarnmid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vedbarnmid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.