Madtofdon Gepbogdubben is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy gerbil.

Madtofdon Gepbogdubben created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Madtofdon Gepbogdubben, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Madtofdon Gepbogdubben, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Madtofdon Gepbogdubben's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Madtofdon Gepbogdubben's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing white scarves and balancing nine carbon spheres on your neck.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.