Pantarglib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient badger.

Pantarglib created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pantarglib, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pantarglib, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pantarglib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pantarglib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Pantarglib on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.