Jipdum Xinnartbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid butterfly.

Jipdum Xinnartbass created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipdum Xinnartbass, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipdum Xinnartbass, it will turn you into a goat.

Jipdum Xinnartbass' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jipdum Xinnartbass' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never bounce near ducks.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Never mention shrews.