Genzenmid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, uncaring hamster.

Genzenmid created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Genzenmid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genzenmid, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Genzenmid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Genzenmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Genzenmid six times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your chest fawn.