Genzenmid is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, uncaring
hamster.
Genzenmid created carbon seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Genzenmid, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Genzenmid, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Genzenmid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Genzenmid's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. You must pray to Genzenmid six times a day.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never paint your chest fawn.