Nigtonkfab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful scorpion.

Nigtonkfab created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtonkfab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nigtonkfab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nigtonkfab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nigtonkfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never paint your head gray.

4. Nigtonkfab loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.