Mifbonvog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous donkey.

Mifbonvog created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbonvog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mifbonvog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mifbonvog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mifbonvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear green rings.