Armmumgep Farngenbast is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless swan.

Armmumgep Farngenbast created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Armmumgep Farngenbast, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Armmumgep Farngenbast, it will be very sad.

Armmumgep Farngenbast's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Armmumgep Farngenbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never write about moons.