Wadsafstragfebpitcad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil cow.

Wadsafstragfebpitcad created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadsafstragfebpitcad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wadsafstragfebpitcad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wadsafstragfebpitcad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wadsafstragfebpitcad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always wear green.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.