Nilnakafquill is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, egotistical otter.

Nilnakafquill created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilnakafquill, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nilnakafquill, it will turn you into a snail.

Nilnakafquill's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nilnakafquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nilnakafquill's priests.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not leap in public.