Limkenbappag Dambombifmifgeddonfom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful goat.

Limkenbappag Dambombifmifgeddonfom created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limkenbappag Dambombifmifgeddonfom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Limkenbappag Dambombifmifgeddonfom, it will turn you into a frog.

Limkenbappag Dambombifmifgeddonfom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Limkenbappag Dambombifmifgeddonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to manatees while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Never look at nebulae.