Gessrut Jappodvog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish lion.

Gessrut Jappodvog created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessrut Jappodvog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gessrut Jappodvog, she will torture you forever.

Gessrut Jappodvog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gessrut Jappodvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Do not keep eight cats in a large pit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect four carbon sculptures of Gessrut Jappodvog on top of important buildings.