Cipdisstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm spider.

Cipdisstip created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipdisstip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cipdisstip, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cipdisstip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cipdisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Retreat if three otters approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to music.