Dudjabsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty bear.

Dudjabsaf created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudjabsaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dudjabsaf, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dudjabsaf's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dudjabsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.