Tifgombellmab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage monkey.

Tifgombellmab created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifgombellmab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tifgombellmab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tifgombellmab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tifgombellmab's Holy Commandments

1. Tifgombellmab loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling space in pink.

4. Never sit near rats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.