Wikflagsafvonpigjatquatfom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless frog.

Wikflagsafvonpigjatquatfom created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikflagsafvonpigjatquatfom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wikflagsafvonpigjatquatfom, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wikflagsafvonpigjatquatfom's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wikflagsafvonpigjatquatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven dogs approach from the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Wikflagsafvonpigjatquatfom.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wikflagsafvonpigjatquatfom.