Himruthabgep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast dog.

Himruthabgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himruthabgep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himruthabgep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Himruthabgep's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Himruthabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Never feed cherries to geese while wearing ear rings.
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