Ragabfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless dolphin.

Ragabfly created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragabfly, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ragabfly, it will not invite you to parties.

Ragabfly's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ragabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.