Lipvenligzanfon Lidbimlip Cincithanfagvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful sheep.

Lipvenligzanfon Lidbimlip Cincithanfagvonk created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipvenligzanfon Lidbimlip Cincithanfagvonk, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lipvenligzanfon Lidbimlip Cincithanfagvonk, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lipvenligzanfon Lidbimlip Cincithanfagvonk's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lipvenligzanfon Lidbimlip Cincithanfagvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing fawn shoes and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Lipvenligzanfon Lidbimlip Cincithanfagvonk must be the most important thing in your life.