Listmobquat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent wyvern.

Listmobquat created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listmobquat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Listmobquat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Listmobquat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Listmobquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Run away if three foxes approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not eat oranges.