Flagstipfom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless cat.

Flagstipfom created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagstipfom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flagstipfom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Flagstipfom's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Flagstipfom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six sharks approach from the north.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing gray hats and balancing eight iron spheres on your face.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling space.