Mabnuttcen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane mole.

Mabnuttcen created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabnuttcen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mabnuttcen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mabnuttcen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mabnuttcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never feed lentils to squirrels while wearing scarves.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.