Mabnuttcen is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, humane
mole.
Mabnuttcen created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mabnuttcen, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Mabnuttcen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Mabnuttcen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Mabnuttcen's Holy Commandments1. Always help sharks in need.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Never feed lentils to squirrels while wearing scarves.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not cook food in pots.