Fenjinsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered bird.

Fenjinsaw created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenjinsaw, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fenjinsaw, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fenjinsaw's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fenjinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four tin sculptures of Fenjinsaw on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Always help sick ants.