Bomnig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous owl.

Bomnig created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomnig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bomnig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bomnig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bomnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Always take life seriously.