Hotdibbun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident zebra.

Hotdibbun created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdibbun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hotdibbun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hotdibbun's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hotdibbun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four sheep approach from the north.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.