Stancutbarn Vigomin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind ant.

Stancutbarn Vigomin created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stancutbarn Vigomin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stancutbarn Vigomin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stancutbarn Vigomin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stancutbarn Vigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stancutbarn Vigomin first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.