Gessnegbot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, proud zebra.

Gessnegbot created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessnegbot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gessnegbot, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gessnegbot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gessnegbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shave your feet.