Bappakfem is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying toad.

Bappakfem created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bappakfem, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bappakfem, it will remove you from existence.

Bappakfem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bappakfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.