Lidmutsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Lidmutsaw created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Lidmutsaw, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lidmutsaw, it will not invite you to parties.

Lidmutsaw's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lidmutsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.