Rowyikshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured swallow.

Rowyikshav created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rowyikshav, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rowyikshav, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rowyikshav's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rowyikshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never paint your arms white.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.