Likniggedcut Bodgemcib Quafbabtom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able hamster.

Likniggedcut Bodgemcib Quafbabtom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likniggedcut Bodgemcib Quafbabtom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likniggedcut Bodgemcib Quafbabtom, he will turn you into a rat.

Likniggedcut Bodgemcib Quafbabtom's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Likniggedcut Bodgemcib Quafbabtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never eat bark.