Megcapsad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered dingo.

Megcapsad created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Megcapsad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Megcapsad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Megcapsad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Megcapsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to hamsters while wearing blue coats.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space in white.

4. Run away if five mites approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.