Lathamsom is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced
meerkat.
Lathamsom created matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Lathamsom, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Lathamsom, she will torture you forever.
Lathamsom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Lathamsom's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.
2. You must pray to Lathamsom seven times a day.
3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.
4. Never sprint in the presence of voles.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lathamsom.