Mabflapflan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful ferret.

Mabflapflan created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabflapflan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabflapflan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mabflapflan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mabflapflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mabflapflan.

5. Never look in ponds.