Wongubbab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unjust skunk.

Wongubbab created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wongubbab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wongubbab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wongubbab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wongubbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.