Danlapstaf is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm
goat.
Danlapstaf created matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Danlapstaf, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Danlapstaf, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Danlapstaf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Danlapstaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not eat lemons.
3. Feed all hungry pigs.
4. Never feed nuts to great tits while wearing stockings.
5. You must pray to Danlapstaf seven times a day.